Shopping Trip and Elevators

[dog_of_mishap]

Vext distrusted elevators. There were too many things that could go wrong. But it was the fastest way to get up to the seventh floor where the men's clothing was. He couldn't understand why there were so many floors dedicated to women's clothing but only one to men's.

Watching people go in and out of the elevator for a moment, he took a deep breath and stepped inside, pushing the button for floor number seven.

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[onthecase.livejournal.com]

Before the door slides shut, a chimpanzee in a coat and wearing a deerstalker hat slides in.

"Floor six, please?" he asks.